Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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