so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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