Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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