i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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