the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize