That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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