i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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