this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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