You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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