I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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