I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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