You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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