People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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