Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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