The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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