What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
did i walk over a car last night?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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