If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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