i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
God I need to hump something, right now.
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