Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Randomize
