Are we in a gay sports bar?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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