But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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