We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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