on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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