He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
No subtext here. People are naked.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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