Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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