I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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