the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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