Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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