bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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