think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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