i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
is it fun? or sober?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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