New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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