So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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