i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize