bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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