It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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