Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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