The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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