party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
