Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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