I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize