im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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