Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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