Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
