Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
