the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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