i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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