can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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