for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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