her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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