Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
why didn't you poke me back
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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