Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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