Who did Billy Mays play for?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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