We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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