he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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