they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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