He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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