Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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