I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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